What would YOU say to her?
Major hat tip to PT Cruiser for this one. Second best laugh I've had all day! (Robert "Flash" Gordon over at Left of Centrist holds top honors for the day)
Coulter recently claimed that "Liberals want to rape me". Ann-dy, only if that will shut you up. And only if, like certain insects, we don't get our stinger back afterwards and are allowed to die immediately. Oh, and don't expect us to respect you in the morning. . if not already dead from stinger-loss, we'll be too busy puking our guts out and praying for blindness and dementia. And I just HAVE to quote Carlin on this one: "I wouldn't f*ck HER with a stolen dick"! (The proceeding quote was actually directed at Marilyn Quayle, but hey, what's the f*cking difference? I think I'd need a blindfold and alcohol poisoning for either one.)
Heeeyyyyyy. . .this bitter-assed hate-spewing stuff seems pretty easy to do. Oh wait, I guess that, once again, explains it all. . .I guess I'll continue to think for myself instead.