Note to Sarah Palin

In her recent interview with Esquire Magazine, Caribou Barbie complained:

"When did we start accepting as hard news sources bloggers, anonymous bloggers, especially? Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me....I'll tell you, yesterday the Anchorage Daily News, they called again to ask -- double-, triple-, quadruple-check -- who is Trig's real mom. And I said, Come on, are you kidding me? We're gonna answer this? Do you not believe me or my doctor? And they said, No, it's been quite cryptic the way that my son's birth has been discussed. And I thought, Okay, more indication of continued problems in the world of journalism."

When did we start accepting as vice-presidential candidates, individuals who cannot name one daily newspaper that they read on a regular basis? This blogger reads three dailys in print in addition to numerous online articles.

When was the last time that you recall any candidate for national office being completely unfamiliar with not only the policies of the current administration (IE The Bush Doctrine), but also the workings of each branch of government. I know what Bush's foreign policy consists of as well as I know what power the vice-president has in the U.S.Senate (A tie-breaking vote. Period.), and I've never held ANY elected office or attended more than ONE college.

When was the last time that foreign policy experience depended solely on. . .vision? You can't even actually see Russia from your house, but. . .what if you could? Should David Patterson be ousted as New York Guv since he can't physically see Canada due to his blindness? I'm guessing that nearly all of the decisions he makes regarding the Empire State have nothing to do with the great white north. . .

Is Trig actually your child? Frankly, I could care less about his genealogy than I do about they way you used the child as a campaign prop. I can see where one might get the idea that you aren't his actual mother. Or maybe you just exercise poor judgement. I think that's far more likely. And way to go with the combination of "family values" and parenting skills. . .perhaps you could co-author a book with Mrs.Spears. Maybe not. . .

I could go on and on but, alas. . .I've devoted far too much time to this already. Nearly 15 minutes by my count. And your 15 minutes have already passed. "Nailin' Palin" will have a longer shelf life than your actual window of fame, due to regressive, perverted members of your party renting or buying it to assuage their only real reason for supporting you at all - you have nice legs. Not much of a platform, but a nice rack. You're a real boon to suffrage in these United States. G'nite Barbie.

Palin's Fowl Interview

After pardoning a turkey, Sarah Palin gives an interview in front of other birds being slaughtered. Seemingly oblivious to the gruesomeness going on over her shoulder, she carries on talking for over three minutes:

Palin Revealed

Now that the 2008 election is over, reporters are spilling all the juciest, and previously off the record, gossip from the campaign trail. Much of it is about the infighting between Palin and McCain's staff, as Newsweek's treasure trove of post-election gossip reveals:

A Puzzle

Sarah Palin "Pranked" by Quebec Comedy Duo

A Quebec comedy duo notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state has reached Sarah Palin, convincing the Republican vice-presidential nominee she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy:

Alec Baldwin Discusses "Bible Spice"

Alec Baldwin discusses the events leading up to his appearance on SNL with Sarah Palin:

"30 Rock" star Alec Baldwin talked to David Letterman about guesting on "Saturday Night Live" alongside Sarah Palin.

"She was lovely" and "very nice" he told Letterman. He also said he didn't want her hand on the nuclear button.

Then, imitating her voice (which he's done before), Baldwin said of Palin, "She said to me, 'I've been talking to your brother Stephen and we've been chatting, trying to figure out how to knock some sense into you.'"

"His Choice" - New Obama Ad

Late Show: The Sarah Palin Debate Recap

Move-On Moose Warns About Palin

A talking moose is the star of MoveOn.org's new TV ad, which will run in Iowa today and Friday in Des Moines and Sioux City, where Palin is scheduled to hold rallies. The ad ran yesterday in Cincinnati, Cleveland and Dayton, where Palin was campaigning in Ohio.

Palin's Progressive Fashion Statement

Why on earth is Sarah Palin wearing a Democratic Party keffiyeh, festooned with donkeys and the word "Vote?" Why won't McCain question her on her ties to radical leftist accessories?

$150,000 Worth of Sexy

Here's a video that not only underscores the enormous amount of money spent by the RNC to "sex up" Sarah Palin, but also ties her to radical underground disco-terrorists Right Said Fred:

Ellen Responds To Palin's Gay Marriage Stance

Sarah Palin told CBS that she wouldn't judge people based on their sexual preferences. However, just a few weeks later, she admitted that she nevertheless doesn't believe in marriage equality and voiced support for the Federal Marriage Amendment. Today, Ellen DeGeneres responded to Palins comments:

Oliver Stone's "P"

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Caribou Barbie does SNL

The Great Northwest Territory of New Hampshire

The world according to Sarah Palin:

Sarah Palin drew some boos and shouts of confusion today, when while speaking in New Hampshire she mistakenly claimed that the Granite State was part of the "great Northwest."

"I like being here," she told the crowd in Laconia, "because it seems like here and in our last rally too -- other parts around this great Northwest -- here in New Hampshire you just get it."

Hide the Moose and Ground the Choppers!

Okay. . .I guess we likely don't actually have any moose here in the Hoosier state, but, given Sarah Palin's cognitive skills, ground the choppers regardless. From the air, she might mistake a herd of dairy cows for her favorite game and locals dogs may morph into wolves an the aerial view. That's right folks, Caribou Barbie is invading our state!

John McCain has only made one appearance here so far, in July, and hadn't even set up field offices here. He's either taken the state for granted, or he's a complete idiot. On second thought, both options apply in this case. This is a state that George Bush won handily in the last two elections, a state not won by a Democrat since 1964, but. . .Obama is a popular senator from a state that borders Indiana. He's well known and often in the news in the heavily populated northwest part of the state. He's set up dozens of field offices in Indiana and narrowly lost to the popular Hillary Clinton. In short, he should have been responded to months ago!

And now, rather than making a personal appearance, McCain sends in his designated "feed red meat to the base" surrogate? Well, golly gee, shucks, say it aint so Joe John! The narrow base of racist, ignorant, low-information voters is all you have left. I guess I'm not surprised that you would hide behind Sarah Palin; after all, she's far more popular with those folks than you are. They're accepting you as a requisite to elect HER. I almost feel sorry for you. ALMOST. The "Maverick" exists no more. . .he is but an empty vessel, sold out to the Rovian machine that selected Palin to appeal to the core hatred of the neo-con culture.

You can't possibly win this election at this juncture. You've traded your reputation, your political career, your entire being, on one last roll of the dice. Sorry, John - snake eyes for you.

Palin Booed at Philly Flyers Opener

Philadelphia Flyers owner and major Republican donor, Ed Snider piped in the loudest music he could, but it couldn't camouflage the Philly boos snowing down on Republican VP nominee, Sarah Palin. In what will be known forever in Philly history as the Palin Curse, it set the scene for one of the Flyers' worst opening night, opening period performances ever as they found themselves down to the New York Rangers, 4-0 before the first period was over.

In what should have been a sweet, memorable moment for Philadelphian Kathy O'Connell, voted the Flyers top hockey mom, Snider forced O'Connell to become part of a national embarrassment when Palin was bought onto the ice next to accompanied by a barrage of boos from the Philly faithful:

GUILTY!

ALASKA PANEL: SARAH PALIN UNLAWFULLY ABUSED HER POWER AS GOVERNOR
Stephen Branchflower, chief investigator of the Alaskan legislative panel charged with investigating "Trooper Gate", concluded on Friday that Sarah Palin abused her power as governor by trying to have her former brother-in-law fired as a state trooper. The bipartisan panel that investigated the matter found Palin in violation of a state ethics law that prohibits public officials from using their office for personal gain.

The McCain-Palin campaign had pushed to have the report swept aside until after the presidential election next month. They cited a desire to spare her any embarrassment as cause for delaying the report. Perhaps they haven't been paying attention to her media encounters. . .

"Nailin' Paylin"

Just in case this one was under your radar - Reports of a new porn movie first surfaced when an ad for a Palin-lookalike porn actress was posted on Craigslist. And the winner is. . .pictured below next to Larry Flynt.

Hustler Video is shooting a porno with a look-alike, titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler.

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

Here's an excerpt of the Palin porn script.

The Best of Sarah Palin CD

The latest and greatest Palin gaffes now available on CD: