McCain Drops the "C" Word, Again!

"Rates were cunt, err cut, in the Bush years":

The Great Northwest Territory of New Hampshire

The world according to Sarah Palin:

Sarah Palin drew some boos and shouts of confusion today, when while speaking in New Hampshire she mistakenly claimed that the Granite State was part of the "great Northwest."

"I like being here," she told the crowd in Laconia, "because it seems like here and in our last rally too -- other parts around this great Northwest -- here in New Hampshire you just get it."

McCain Admits He's "Divorced" from Reality

Grampy got confused and uttered yet another gaffe Thursday night at Columbia University during a service forum featuring both candidates.

"It's easy for me to go to Washington," said the Senator, "and frankly, be somewhat divorced from the day-to-day challenges people have."

"I think John McCain is right about John McCain," said Rep. Rahm Emanuel, a fellow Chicagoan known for his brass-knuckled politics. "He has been there so long that is why he has voted 90 percent of the time with George Bush and that why his staff is bogged down by lobbyists that represent special interests."

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Johnny Mac to Cindy - Take it off, you c*nt!

Last night, Grandpa Simpson John McCain attended the Sturgis Rally 2008 at Buffalo Chip in South Dakota. The candidate was so enthused that he told attendees he would encourage his wife to participate in the festivities: "I told her with a little luck, she could be the only woman ever to serve as both the first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip." As it turns out, that "beauty pageant" is usually topless, and sometimes even bottomless! Watch the reaction from the crowd full of rowdy bikers: