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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Republicans Really Blow

What is it these days with Republican officials and their irresistible desire to perform fellatio on strangers? About a month ago, Florida State Rep. Bob Allen, a co-chairman of John McCain’s presidential campaign in the Sunshine State, ran into a little trouble with the law. He was arrested in a public park after allegedly offering to pay to perform oral sex on an undercover police officer. Not a good career move. His excuse? "I was afraid of the large black man, so I offered him money and my mouth".

Now it's spread to here in the Hoosier State! The chairman of the Clark County Republican Party — who last month was elected president of the Young Republican National Federation — has resigned both posts, apparently in the wake of a criminal investigation for. . . performing an unwanted sex act on a 22-year-old while the man slept in a relative’s Jeffersonville home.

Murphy, a 33-year-old Utica resident, has not been arrested nor charged at this time. It'w worth noting, however, that this is Murphy's second run-in for the same offense. In 1998, a 21-year-old male filed a similar report with Clarksville police claiming Murphy attempted to perform a sex act on him while he was sleeping. Charges were never filed in that case.

Note: George Harrison. . .

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Blogger Parson said...

The ol' "I was surrounded by black men, so I offered them some oral service and my wallet" defense. I remember back in collage...oops never mind.

title="comment permalink">August 08, 2007 9:44 PM  
Blogger Stan Matuska said...

I can't believe the story he gave!!! WTF???

He should have said that he was choking, and was looking for something big, round, black and hard to ram down his throat in order to save his life!!!

title="comment permalink">August 08, 2007 11:36 PM  
Blogger Anon-Paranoid said...

Typical Republican Fascist Nazi. You remember how Hitler and the Nazi's hated homosexuals right.

Yet is seems that many of them are Republicans Nazi's these days.

Who would have guessed that?

God Bless.

title="comment permalink">August 09, 2007 12:07 AM  
Blogger Fini Finito said...

Nice touch with the Harrison. Extra credit for music snark.

title="comment permalink">August 09, 2007 5:54 AM  
Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Did you see Jon Stewart's take on this story. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. It's on Crooks and Liars today.

BTW, that is the strangest musical video...what was George thinking? The song was good...the big ol' animals...a little creepy.

title="comment permalink">August 09, 2007 2:29 PM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Your YouTube cracked me up! Perfect choice of music! I'm still laughing.

title="comment permalink">August 09, 2007 4:05 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

Parson - I thought you were "homey-schooled". . . ;)

Stan - Nah. . .he fell down. Mouth first. . .

Anon - Hypocrisy is their way of life.

Joh - Thank you!

ME - I just clicked over to it, thanks!

Mary - If I can report it AND make you laugh, my work is complete here! =)

title="comment permalink">August 09, 2007 7:21 PM  

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