Republicans Really Blow

What is it these days with Republican officials and their irresistible desire to perform fellatio on strangers? About a month ago, Florida State Rep. Bob Allen, a co-chairman of John McCain’s presidential campaign in the Sunshine State, ran into a little trouble with the law. He was arrested in a public park after allegedly offering to pay to perform oral sex on an undercover police officer. Not a good career move. His excuse? "I was afraid of the large black man, so I offered him money and my mouth".

Now it's spread to here in the Hoosier State! The chairman of the Clark County Republican Party — who last month was elected president of the Young Republican National Federation — has resigned both posts, apparently in the wake of a criminal investigation for. . . performing an unwanted sex act on a 22-year-old while the man slept in a relative’s Jeffersonville home.

Murphy, a 33-year-old Utica resident, has not been arrested nor charged at this time. It'w worth noting, however, that this is Murphy's second run-in for the same offense. In 1998, a 21-year-old male filed a similar report with Clarksville police claiming Murphy attempted to perform a sex act on him while he was sleeping. Charges were never filed in that case.

Note: George Harrison. . .