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Thursday, May 10, 2007

"Can't afford to drive my car"

With apologies to Robert. . .

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Blogger Parson said...

The divorce lawyer and the prostetic leg were a nice touch.

title="comment permalink">May 10, 2007 10:28 PM  
Blogger Marked Hoosier said...

I agree, I can't afford to drive my car either!

title="comment permalink">May 10, 2007 11:26 PM  
Blogger Human said...

They're Back Together! With new versions of old songs! I just knew this day would come!

Now, I wonder why the MSM hasn't caught on to this? mmmmmmmm?

I admit took a bit for the the fake leg thing to kick in.

Yesterday I remembered a song that I just loved. Magneto and Titanium Man. It's on Youtube. Ain't no doubt Paul has his fans - comment left at the youtube vid - "nazareth4372 (1 month ago)
i feel so sorry for paul.
why should his life be so shitty in his later years.
i doubt he will ever find the love he had with linda.
i will ripp her other leg off the moneygrabbing bitch.
i will. you just watch. its coming off."

title="comment permalink">May 11, 2007 9:14 AM  
Blogger Hill said...

The Diesels!!

title="comment permalink">May 11, 2007 10:20 AM  
Blogger Robert Rouse said...

No need to apologize, John, it's a nice take off and Lennon and Harrison would be proud!

Human, I loved "Magneto and Titanium Man" too. Nice song from the "Venus and Mars" album. I'm thinking about doing a Paul McCartney Classic Rock Friday next week, so I may just use that.

title="comment permalink">May 11, 2007 6:13 PM  
Blogger Stan Matuska said...

Nice parody! Ten years from now we are going to wish it only cost $50 to fill out tanks! Oh, wait...we are going to get a shitload of oil from Iraq any day now in lieu of all the money the U.S. taxpayers spent on the war! I bet the're going to have to give away gas at the pumps!!! Now, was it really necessary for me to bring Iraq into this???

title="comment permalink">May 11, 2007 7:27 PM  
Blogger Robert Rouse said...

Stan, I grew my hair as an excuse to talk about Iraq. Just ask Tim Stank and he'll tell you that I can bring it into any conversation. You should hear me bring it into a conversation about Lawrence Welk.

"Man, that Myron can play the crap out of that accordion. To bad he can't play a rock song - speaking of a rock, how about Iraq?"

title="comment permalink">May 11, 2007 9:53 PM  
Blogger Human said...

Robert - That would be cool :)
I'll save further commentary on that for your post.

title="comment permalink">May 11, 2007 10:11 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

Parson - YOU are a sharp one!

Mark - Cut out the floorboards and go "flintstone"! ;)

Human - Ssshhhh! Paul is dead.

Hill - It's pronounced "day sills".

Robert - Just CMA. . .=)

Stan - "Gas pre-Iraq: 1.37" "Gas NOW: 3.19" Somebody's getting f*cked and I think it's we the people!

Robert - I try never to ask Dim Tank any questions. He arrives pre-programmed with all of the wrong answers and talking points.

title="comment permalink">May 11, 2007 10:46 PM  
Blogger Stan Matuska said...

Robert - too funny, but I know it's true. I guess I shouldn't feel bad then about me bringing Iraq into this.

title="comment permalink">May 12, 2007 11:25 PM  

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