Terror Alert Level raised to. . .PBR?

No less than thirty-five guests at the Swan Lake Resort, in Plymouth, were evacuated from their rooms early Monday due to a local terror alert. At 12:30 AM, a bartender, who may have been sampling his own wares, alerted police to a suspicious red blinking light in the window of the Sam Snead restaurant in the resort.

Within 30 minutes of removing these weary travelers from their rooms, police determined that the "bomb" was part of a Pabst Blue Ribbon window-sign which was suction-cupped to the establishment's window. No reports of anyone suing Pabst, Swan Lake, or the bartender at the time of this report. . .