Daddy Flip-Flop (Or, I love my daughter when it's CONVENIENT)

So, Vice President Dick Cheney, loving father of a lesbian, is flying to Minnesota to help Michele Bachmann, the highly outspoken enemy to gay marriage and gay civil rights, raise money for her bid for the U.S. Congress. What makes me so spitting mad is that I cannot decide whether irony or pandering has the upper hand here.
Remember, this is the same schmuck who thanked John Kerry for his comments about his daughter during the 2004 debates, then turned on him the following day for making those same remarks. Pick a side, and stick with it. You can't have it both ways; either you support your daughter or you don't. I'm a father of two daughters, and I love them unconditionally. Whether they turn out straight or gay is not an issue. THEY ARE MY CHILDREN and I LOVE THEM. They make their own choices and I will support their right to decide for themselves. That's my job as a parent; I will teach my children my personal beliefs, but also let them know that it's okay to reach their own conclusions about our world, whether we agree or not. That is their God-given right.
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