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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Dr.Phil

Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."

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5 Comments:

Blogger Undeniable Liberal said...

Bwahahaha! Oh that is teh funny!

title="comment permalink">May 21, 2007 6:35 AM  
Blogger Robert Rouse said...

Karl Rove's oldest son is Fibber Rove.

title="comment permalink">May 21, 2007 8:46 PM  
Blogger Hill said...

Ah, yes, the Dick.
;-)

title="comment permalink">May 22, 2007 10:48 AM  
Blogger msliberty said...

Very cute!

title="comment permalink">May 22, 2007 8:47 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

UL - I does what I can. ;)

Robert - Aren't they ALL fibbers??

Hill - "The glorious cock"

Ms.Lib - Not for the "dick lady" apparently. ;)

title="comment permalink">May 22, 2007 9:20 PM  

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