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Monday, May 14, 2007

You tell me

Don't be petrified by this picture! It's merely another Monday morning opportunity for you to spread joy to all with your woody witty captions:


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Blogger Human said...

Wooden ya know it, she was stiff as a board.

Calling all Nature Boys COME AND GET IT!

"If I were a Carpenter...."

title="comment permalink">May 14, 2007 1:32 PM  
Blogger Stan Matuska said...

Q: How much wood would a wood chuck chuch, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A: All of it!

title="comment permalink">May 14, 2007 2:33 PM  
Blogger Hill said...

There just has to be a Euell Gibbons joke in there somewhere.

title="comment permalink">May 14, 2007 4:43 PM  
Blogger Robert Rouse said...

The real reason Timberland stuck to footwear instead of pants.

title="comment permalink">May 14, 2007 4:53 PM  
Blogger Stan Matuska said...

John, I see not many people want to touch this one. Huh. I don't know why, when all I see is a woman who fell down in the woods, tore her jeans and cut her leg after standing in waist high mud searching for her lost dog.

title="comment permalink">May 14, 2007 11:04 PM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

Yo Treebeard!! We found your Entwife!

title="comment permalink">May 15, 2007 10:52 AM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

"When she said she wanted me to go down on her, I asked for the ring back."

Though I have to say I really like Robert's.

title="comment permalink">May 15, 2007 4:31 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

Human - How many gals do YOU know that can sport some wood?? ;)

Stan - Yer such a chucker!

Hill - "Watch now as my assistant Jim attempts to sexually mutilate this female".

Robert - Sometimes it doesn't pay to "branch out". . .

Stan (Again) - It's "conceptual". . .And YOU are a SICK bastard! ;)

Blueberry - If I were still judging these, you'd win! LOL!

Froggy - WAY to tie in with Blueberry's effort!! ;)

title="comment permalink">May 15, 2007 9:25 PM  
Blogger Robert Rouse said...

Actually, Euell Gibbons would have said, "Ya know, many parts of this tree are edible!"

title="comment permalink">May 17, 2007 12:59 AM  

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