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Saturday, December 23, 2006

Three Wise Men

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.

One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!"

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.

Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar'."

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh... that one soo needed that drum roll at the end.

title="comment permalink">December 24, 2006 12:33 AM  
Blogger John Good said...

BA DUM BUMP!

title="comment permalink">December 24, 2006 12:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y'all is goin' straight to hail.

title="comment permalink">December 24, 2006 9:21 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Yukity Yuk Yuk! Good one.

title="comment permalink">December 24, 2006 10:26 AM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

HAHAHA!!! Too Funny!

title="comment permalink">December 25, 2006 10:00 AM  
Blogger John Good said...

Donnie - Whew. . I was afraid that would offend "y'all" down there! lol

title="comment permalink">December 28, 2006 7:09 PM  

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