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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

A Psychological Christmas

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia - I Don't Know if I'll Be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Street and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants......

Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ....

Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Couldn't Leave My House

Autistic - Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock
Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiance Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the Jingle Bells one the best...

Cause I understand it. :)

title="comment permalink">December 20, 2006 8:45 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

DO you? DO you? DO you? DO you? DO you? DO you? DO you? DO you? DO you? DO you? DO you? ;)

title="comment permalink">December 20, 2006 8:51 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

I couldn't find a favorite...they were all good...damnit!

title="comment permalink">December 21, 2006 4:19 AM  
Blogger Sewmouse said...

Oh, it's so nice to know I won't be alone hyperventilating...

title="comment permalink">December 21, 2006 9:25 AM  
Blogger John Good said...

Sumo and Sew - NOBODY should have to go crazy alone!

title="comment permalink">December 22, 2006 10:43 PM  

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