Today's laugh
Joe, a guy traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and all identification, and was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent."I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy."Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent."But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other.""This I gotta see," replies the agent.With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent."By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Indiana.""Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Indiana?"The agent replies, "I recognized Mitch Daniels in the middle."
posted by John Good @ 5:02 PM
4 Comments:
Oh my lord
Cute, no matter which side you lean!!!
That really needs one of those drum rimshots, and a "thank you, thank you! Please remember to tip your servers!"
I have to thank my wife for passing this one along, and a former neighbor for sending it to her. Priceless. ;)
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