Gilligan's Isle
Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a direct representation of hell. Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave.
Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:
Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.
Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty.
The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it- all.
Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.
Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans.
The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.
This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who keeps them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN. Crazy? He does wear red in every episode...
posted by John Good @ 6:04 AM
5 Comments:
OMG! Your right!
I could take care of Mary Ann's envy though. Over and over again. For oh like eternity.
Peace.
The Smurfs were from France I think. I had a teacher in middle school who used to tell the class that Smurfs promoted the occult. Yeah, she was a fun lady.
Too much Nick at Nite for John I think.
LoL
amazing what I have learned here about Gilligan and the Smurfs too.
I think Ginger was my first love.
Human- Mary Ann always did it for me, too!
Coff- I think I wanna be a Smurf, except I aint sharing the girl!
Craig- Aren't teachers wonderful? It's amazing that half of us aren't on rooftops with scopes.
POP- We're all about education here!
Torp- Sorry, I'm definately a Mary Ann kinda guy.
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