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Thursday, March 13, 2008

What to do with your tax rebate. . .

Other'n filling up your car. . .

As you may have heard, the present Republican Administration said that each and every one of us would now get a nice tax rebate. Of course, that is a traditional Republican way of buying votes.

So, what should we spend it on?

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,

If we purchase a computer it will all go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,

If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan or Europe.

If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the
American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America!! So, the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy hookers and beer and visit Indian casinos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

Hmmm, maybe Gov. Spitzer had the right idea. . .


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Blogger Parson said...

Funny that is almost exactly what I was going to do with my money. I am thinking of taking a little trip up to Michigan to Four Wind Casino. I need a vacation.

title="comment permalink">March 13, 2008 9:12 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

Be sure to keep all of your electronic transfers under $10k. . .

title="comment permalink">March 13, 2008 10:05 PM  
Blogger Parson said...

Well I'm doing everything listed, just the gambling part. >:)

title="comment permalink">March 14, 2008 12:27 AM  
Blogger Stan Matuska said...

I'm going to pay off some bills. It won't help the economy, but it will help me and big corporate america.

title="comment permalink">March 14, 2008 1:19 PM  
Blogger Human said...

Pay off some bills. I wonder if the check will have "Crawford Texas" on it like the $300.00 one? We have direct deposit so we will not know.

title="comment permalink">March 14, 2008 6:26 PM  

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