See? McDonald's food WILL kill you!

An Olive Hill, Kentucky man narrowly avoided a "mac attack" in what police are describing as a conspiracy between the man's wife and her co-worker/lover at the local McDonald's. It seems that Patricia Renee Valandingham had tired of her husband and, in a mis-directed attempt to better herself, took up a romantic relationship with. . .a burger flipper.

Investigators say that the grill jockey, Christopher Stephens, attempted to poison a McChicken sandwich ordered by Valandingham's husband by pulling an eye drop bottle from his pocket filled with rat poison and putting the poison on the sandwich. Before the sandwich left the kitchen, however, a co-worker saw what happened, took the sandwich, and called police. Police say that it was likely that the co-worker saved Valandingham's husband life because there was probably a fatal dose on the sandwich.

Seeing as how his marriage was already deteriorating, Mr.Valandingham was likely already a "chicken choker". Fortunately enough for him, however, the term didn't become literally true and he was able to escape "fowl" play. . .