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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

It's all relative

Discipline1The following is an example of a coping skill for job stress that I would like to share with you.

When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this. On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that “every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested.”

Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, ‘I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company.’

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7 Comments:

Blogger Hill said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

title="comment permalink">May 23, 2007 9:37 PM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

So are they selling these used?!?!?

title="comment permalink">May 23, 2007 9:41 PM  
Blogger Parson said...

Feel sorry for the guy that accidently puts one in his mouth.

title="comment permalink">May 23, 2007 10:45 PM  
Blogger Undeniable Liberal said...

Heh....I feel better already....I think.

title="comment permalink">May 24, 2007 6:38 AM  
Blogger JM said...

Please pass the mind bleach!

title="comment permalink">May 24, 2007 11:16 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

I hope the Q-Tip cotton swabs aren't PERSONALLY tested too.

title="comment permalink">May 24, 2007 12:23 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

Hill - Careful! Don't throw out a hip! (ducking) ;)

Lew - There are SOME markets that I just don't care to know about. . .

Parson - "I'd like to return this" - "And the reason for return"? - "It TASTES like ASS" - "If you say so, sir. Please turn yer head away from me when you speak"!

UL - Glad to be of service!

John - Not yet! It hasn't worked for ME just yet!

Blueberry - Never stick anything sharper than yer elbow into yer ear! =)

title="comment permalink">May 25, 2007 11:02 PM  

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