NLT Recap

The fine and faithful members of our distinguished drinking club and mutual aid society met once again last night at the great Mahogany bar to discuss our brilliant and eclectic views on topics ranging from 70's television stars deviant behavour to the proper raking of back hair. In attendance were yours truly, The Man About Town, The Giant Irishman, The Bitter Red Headed Woman, her husband The Follower of the Kabala, and the illustrious JQP as well as his delicate flower. Marie Osmond also made a wide cameo appearance, much to our amazement and delight.

Gallons of fine red ale continued to appear despite our concerted efforts to make them disappear. Aye, the purveyors of the fine establishment dearly love our meetings as it generally pays their rent, and always attracts a crowd anxious to hear our sage views on things as they're said to be. Why, who would have dared miss our long discussion on the history of the Black Irish, and the customs and culture of the UP'ers?! I personally gained much insight on these two peoples last eve!

This was followed by a long, rambling, and often heated discussion about duck hunting. Who gives a duck about this, you may ask? Quite a few, as it were. In the end, all agreed on doing what was best for the children. Therefore, the hunt shall continue somehow, some way, some when.

On a more somber note, JQP announced his resignation as our leader due to time restrictions caused by his other concerns. Namely his nipple-piercing side business and his newfound reel-mowing hobbies. We unanimously nominated his flower to be our new leader, despite concerns that she might commercialize our club. I was swayed by her denouncement of reel-mowers and profession of love for power lawn equipment, and promised her a ride on my lawn tractor.