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Monday, May 29, 2006

New Police Interceptor

I've got some good news and some bad news, depending on your propensity to break the law.

The good people of America will be glad to know that the ancient Ford Police Interceptor is no longer the only "proper" police car on the market. Pretty soon, police departments will be able to trade in their archaic body-on-frame Fords with their underpowered 250-hp 4.6-liter V-8s for the new Dodge Charger squad car, which is considerably faster, better handling, more efficient, and safer.

For criminally minded individuals, however, this is apocalyptic. It means that the police will be able to respond faster and will be more difficult to outrun on the highway or elude on city streets. When the inevitable occurs, lowlifes will find the rear compartment isn't air-conditioned or heated and it's not awfully comfortable either, especially with a set of cuffs on. The only bright spot for perps is that it should get you to the station faster than ever, and if it happens to be a HEMI-powered model, it'll make a pleasing V-8 rasp along the way.

Conner Twomey from CarConnection.com has the full scoop.

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posted by John Good @ 9:54 PM 

2 Comments:

Blogger Human said...

Looks pretty cool too.

title="comment permalink">May 30, 2006 11:38 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

That thing freaking rocks! I've always been a GM man myself, but Chrysler has really started impressing me over the last several years. It's good to see a company that was a joke 20 years ago finally get it's collective shit together and shine like they are now.

title="comment permalink">May 31, 2006 5:30 PM  

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