Understanding the economic stimulus rebate

What Were They Thinking?

SpongeBob Cast Spoofs Classic Movies

This is HILARIOUS!! SpongeBob voiceovers of scenes from Casablanca, Singing in the Rain, and the Godfather. One of the highlights of the Annie Awards last Friday night was a small video concocted by the cast of Spongebob Squarepants (M.C. Tom Kenny, along with presenters Rodger Bumpass, Carolyn Lawrence and Bill Fagerbakke), created to prove they shouldn’t be stereotyped simply as Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy:

The George W. Bush Library

There’s a show on C-SPAN about presidential libraries. Here’re what the draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:

The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can’t remember any of the exhibits.

The Hurricane Katrina Room - It’s still under construction.

The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don’t have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don’t let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don’t let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.

The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.

The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.

The Men’s Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn’t care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father’s.

When I Grow Up. . .

I'm speechless:

What is your "Lecter Level"?

This just seemed like an apt sequel to the prior post about that desolate road in the Andes. Click on my results below to take the quiz and determine what your "Lecter Level" is.

41%

I'd also like to take this opportunity to invite several of my larger, slower friends to join me on a mountain climbing expedition later this summer. Bubba, Jim-Bob, I'm talking to you. To prepare for our great adventure, you're all invited to my place for meatloaf, milkshakes, and chocolate pie every night until we depart for our your final destination!