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Monday, March 31, 2008

Today's Laugh

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting and an old guy said: Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break”?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a “Nazi.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a “doughnut eating Gestapo.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary in ‘08.” I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Human said...

Good Oldie. The old guy sure has a Devilish Grin.

title="comment permalink">March 30, 2008 11:39 PM  
Blogger Angie said...

This is the kind of thing I must engage in when I'm retired. You gotta do something!

title="comment permalink">April 01, 2008 1:06 PM  

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