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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Today's Laughs



President Bush discussed his daily routine as commander-in-chief in a Fox News interview Sunday at the White House. He said every morning the first thing he does is take a look at that day’s threat to America. Most people simply call it shaving.



Top Ten George W. Bush Moments


"Actually they say the race between Barack and Hillary could be decided by the voters of Texas. Texas! Which is a comfort -- when it comes to providing smart politicians, Texas is the place you want to be." --Jay Leno

Great Moments in Presidential Speeches


"President Bush hosted a birthday celebration for Abraham Lincoln Sunday in the White House. It was a fitting tribute. He led the nation into a civil war and suspended constitutional rights and alienated half the country, and so did Abe Lincoln". - Argus Hamilton



"President Bush says during his last year in office, he will visit more countries than in any other year of his presidency. He says he will accomplish all of this in one weekend by going to EPCOT Center." --Conan O'Brien

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3 Comments:

Blogger Human said...

ROTFLOLWFKIA!

title="comment permalink">February 16, 2008 10:53 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

I got MOST of that, but what EXACTLY are you doing to your keyboard??? ;)

title="comment permalink">February 16, 2008 11:26 PM  
Blogger Human said...

WFKIA - With Feet Kicking In Air.

title="comment permalink">February 17, 2008 2:30 PM  

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