Jumbo Got Jets
Rap to the tune of Sir-mix-alot's Baby Got Back, in honor of the A380's first commercial flight:
I like big jets and I can not lie
You other flyers can't deny
When a plane flys in with two itty bitty props
And sixteen seats...no more...
You get scared, don' wanna try your luck
'Cause you know that the flight will suck
Bouncing, diving, shearin'
Got me sweating, shaking, fearin'
Hey Airbus, I wanna fly yer
Brand new double-decker
Frankly I'm not buyin'
Two's enough for flyin'--water's what I'm spyin'
But your four big engines
Will have me boardin' with a grin
So tease me, tease me...
With beds, champagne, and T.V.
I've seen planes aplenty
To hell with A320's
Jumbo's a big...rig
Like the 7-4-7, I dig!
I'm tired of the FAA
Sayin' 2's enough to stay
Up in the air when there ain't no spot
to land for a-half-a-day.
So...Airbus (Yeah!) Airbus (Yeah!)
Has your jumbo got four jets? (Hell yeah!)
Then book it! (Book it!) book it! (Book it!)
Book it to Japan!
Jumbo got jets!