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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Craig Toons

“The Democrats may have control of the House, but the Republicans have control of the bathroom.”- Jay Leno

“My idea of getting lucky in a men’s room is when the motion sensor works on the faucet.” - David Letterman

“Thank you for coming out. It’s a hot day. … Man, people were sweating like the men’s room attendant when Senator Larry Craig walked in.” - Jay Leno

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Blogger Parson said...

ha ha, a few good ones there.

title="comment permalink">August 30, 2007 11:53 PM  
Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Larry Craig won't get over this, he has to resign. I'll bet he will resign late today, when the White House usually does their 'weekend dump', I think it's about 5:00pm on Fridays.

I like the one about the motion sensors in the faucets. ;-D

title="comment permalink">August 31, 2007 8:46 AM  
Blogger Robert Rouse said...

The Blog World Report Awards have been announced and you are a winner!

title="comment permalink">August 31, 2007 10:38 AM  
Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Congratulations John! :-)

title="comment permalink">August 31, 2007 3:19 PM  
Blogger Chuck said...

Congratulations to "Left In Aboite" for the Blog Report Awards!!!

title="comment permalink">August 31, 2007 5:24 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

Parson - It's been a week chock full of double entendre laughs!

Mary Ellen - Looks like it may go to Saturday. Stubborn prick.

Robert - Thankee Sai!

Mary Ellen and Chuck - Thankee Sai Aussi! =)

title="comment permalink">August 31, 2007 10:10 PM  
Blogger Anon-Paranoid said...

Congrats on your Blog Award.

God Bless.

title="comment permalink">September 01, 2007 12:25 AM  
Blogger Mary Ellen said...

I have the feeling the GOP are using enhanced interrogation methods..er, I mean, they are taking a little longer to convince him to resign.

title="comment permalink">September 01, 2007 12:31 AM  

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