Bush full of boloney, REALLY!

According to the editors of Food & Wine Magazine's blog, many famous people special order food when staying at the posh Waldorf-Astoria. A special order at this fine establishment involves the ordering of something that they actually don't stock in their kitchen. And, considering the venue in question here, you'd think that a special order would likely be something rare or extravagant.

Yet the oddest special order recorded at the hotel is by George W. Bush. He always orders (Man is this ever gonna surprise you) bologna sandwiches on white bread with mayonnaise, and Doritos on the side. Why is this a special order? Well, number one - bologna on white bread in a 5-star setting? But, actually, the special order part comes into play because Bush insists on not only white bread, but his FAVORITE white bread, Wonder Bread, which the hotel does not stock.

Ya think anyone lost their job over this one?

Hotel Mgr - "I'm sorry, Raul, we must let you go! You have failed to anticipate the needs and wants of a spoiled white rich boy that never grew up!"

Raul - 'Screw you! I'm going to work for McDonald's; there's a good chance of a Clinton white house again and YOU will be sorry while *I* reap the rewards!"



Common Man