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Monday, June 25, 2007

Bush full of boloney, REALLY!

According to the editors of Food & Wine Magazine's blog, many famous people special order food when staying at the posh Waldorf-Astoria. A special order at this fine establishment involves the ordering of something that they actually don't stock in their kitchen. And, considering the venue in question here, you'd think that a special order would likely be something rare or extravagant.

Yet the oddest special order recorded at the hotel is by George W. Bush. He always orders (Man is this ever gonna surprise you) bologna sandwiches on white bread with mayonnaise, and Doritos on the side. Why is this a special order? Well, number one - bologna on white bread in a 5-star setting? But, actually, the special order part comes into play because Bush insists on not only white bread, but his FAVORITE white bread, Wonder Bread, which the hotel does not stock.

Ya think anyone lost their job over this one?

Hotel Mgr - "I'm sorry, Raul, we must let you go! You have failed to anticipate the needs and wants of a spoiled white rich boy that never grew up!"

Raul - 'Screw you! I'm going to work for McDonald's; there's a good chance of a Clinton white house again and YOU will be sorry while *I* reap the rewards!"



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Blogger Elizabeth said...

I found my way here via your post on my blog - I will blogroll you - happily - left thinkers need to stick together.

title="comment permalink">June 25, 2007 8:52 PM  
Blogger Parson said...

I wonder if he makes them cut the crust off.

title="comment permalink">June 25, 2007 9:32 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

Beth - Thanks! I added you as well.

Parson - Methinks he likes "crusty" - I mean, he keeps Cheney around. . .

title="comment permalink">June 25, 2007 9:38 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

Doesn't surprise me. Add a ding dong for dessert too.

Oh wait, that's Rove.

title="comment permalink">June 25, 2007 10:38 PM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

What class he has!!!! Go to a place like that and order like that?

title="comment permalink">June 26, 2007 1:02 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

have you ever had to deal with an egocentric spoiled child? Same as Bush.

title="comment permalink">June 26, 2007 1:34 PM  
Blogger Elmo said...

What? No prime rib with lobster tail? IMTFA!!!

title="comment permalink">June 26, 2007 1:56 PM  
Blogger Anon-Paranoid said...

Now he's gone and given bologna and wonder bread a bad name. What else will he destroy?

God Bless.

title="comment permalink">June 26, 2007 5:25 PM  
Blogger azgoddess said...

it's truly a wonder he eats bread and not cake..

a famous marie once said -- let them eat cake while her kingdom was starving...

title="comment permalink">June 26, 2007 6:17 PM  
Blogger Hill said...

What a piece of white trash he is. No class whatsoever.

title="comment permalink">June 26, 2007 8:26 PM  

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