Local Case Solved?
Hey, AWB, looks like you might wanna talk to the Somerset PD. . .they may have collared your beef burglar:
Burglar Stole Salad From Fridge, Police Say
SOMERSET, Pa. (June 19) - Someone kicked in the door of a man's apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator. Somerset police said the man reported the bizarre burglary on Monday. He told investigators someone broke into his apartment while he went to a nearby tavern. Nothing but the salad was missing, police said. Police said they have a suspect and expect to file charges once they finish their investigation.
I'm guessing the guy may have stolen a piece of pie a month before swiping your steak. . .at least that would show a pattern.
Labels: Humor, relativity
3 Comments:
Damn.. that's funny.
Parson mentioned your steak story Saturday nite, so when I saw this one I immediately remembered it. ;)
I can not recall those events.
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