Strange But True
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.
This piece of information clears up a lot of things. . .
posted by John Good @ 7:06 PM
10 Comments:
Heh, heh, heh! Tomorrow they will send Cheney back.
LOL! That was pretty good!! Now if only the aliens would come to take their "children" away.
It gets even better than that....
Precisely 20 years after that incedent, to the day, PTCruiser was born.
Who says the Summer of Love was wasted?
No comments allowed on the prison riot?
E.T. go home and take your bratty kids with you.
LMAO --- too funny!!
So...when the white house talks about not wanting to deport aliens...ohhhh, I get it.
Mary - I THINK he's their LEADER!
TFWY - I'LL chip in for the rocket fuel!
PT - You PUP! ;)I have cars older than you! And thanks for the comment problem notice.
UL - Don't blame ET! THESE aliens must have come from the far-right side of some red-giant sun!
AZ - Thank you!
Stan - That's code for "please pull out now, man".
Thank you for putting the pieces of the puzzle together.
Bwahahahahahahaaha
No wonder things are so BAAAAAD.
What a story! Get the Fortean Times on the phone! And where's Agent Mulder when we need him???
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