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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Strange But True



Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.



This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.




However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.





See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.





This piece of information clears up a lot of things. . .

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10 Comments:

Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Heh, heh, heh! Tomorrow they will send Cheney back.

title="comment permalink">April 24, 2007 9:22 PM  
Blogger The Future Was Yesterday said...

LOL! That was pretty good!! Now if only the aliens would come to take their "children" away.

title="comment permalink">April 24, 2007 10:10 PM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

It gets even better than that....

Precisely 20 years after that incedent, to the day, PTCruiser was born.

Who says the Summer of Love was wasted?

title="comment permalink">April 25, 2007 3:24 AM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

No comments allowed on the prison riot?

title="comment permalink">April 25, 2007 3:28 AM  
Blogger Undeniable Liberal said...

E.T. go home and take your bratty kids with you.

title="comment permalink">April 25, 2007 7:55 AM  
Blogger azgoddess said...

LMAO --- too funny!!

title="comment permalink">April 25, 2007 3:55 PM  
Blogger Stan Matuska said...

So...when the white house talks about not wanting to deport aliens...ohhhh, I get it.

title="comment permalink">April 25, 2007 5:14 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

Mary - I THINK he's their LEADER!

TFWY - I'LL chip in for the rocket fuel!

PT - You PUP! ;)I have cars older than you! And thanks for the comment problem notice.

UL - Don't blame ET! THESE aliens must have come from the far-right side of some red-giant sun!

AZ - Thank you!

Stan - That's code for "please pull out now, man".

title="comment permalink">April 25, 2007 9:35 PM  
Blogger Hill said...

Thank you for putting the pieces of the puzzle together.
Bwahahahahahahaaha

title="comment permalink">April 26, 2007 9:50 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

No wonder things are so BAAAAAD.

What a story! Get the Fortean Times on the phone! And where's Agent Mulder when we need him???

title="comment permalink">April 26, 2007 5:39 PM  

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