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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Sven and Ole

Two Wisconsinites walk into a pet shop near Rhinelander . They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere." says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Lake Winnebago.

At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom , killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."

VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!

Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knute continues to plummet down and down until he
hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."

BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE , you betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute parrotshooting ... and now Lars, hengliding .."

DON'T VAIT!!! Dere ain't no more!

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Blogger Undeniable Liberal said...

That left a bad taste in my mouth....a real knee slapper.

title="comment permalink">March 14, 2007 9:03 AM  
Blogger Sewmouse said...

Yah hey dere!
No bratwurst??

title="comment permalink">March 14, 2007 11:23 AM  
Blogger Marked Hoosier said...

OMG, it is sad how funny I found that.

title="comment permalink">March 14, 2007 4:21 PM  
Blogger azgoddess said...


title="comment permalink">March 14, 2007 4:47 PM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

I speak from experience when I say that you're in the wrong state there for such a congregation of Swedes, don'cha know. And the only way you're gonna find Swedes near Rhinelander is if they're invading it. ;-)

title="comment permalink">March 14, 2007 8:08 PM  
Blogger Parson said...

Tonight on Fox news!!!

Left in Aboite attacks Wisconsinites!

Who buys chickens at a pet shop? This just shows how irresponsible this web site really is!

LOL :)

title="comment permalink">March 14, 2007 9:12 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

UL - Rinse and repeat!

Sew - Yah, ve gots!

Mark - Welcome back!

AZ - (grin)

Kvatch - I know! All of my in-laws are from Wisconsin - I'll likely be killed in my sleep tonight!

Parson - DAMN! You have that Faux News shit DOWN!

title="comment permalink">March 14, 2007 9:44 PM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

All of my in-laws are from Wisconsin - I'll likely be killed in my sleep tonight!

Half of mine are from Minnesnowta and the other half are from Fond du Lac. ;-)

title="comment permalink">March 15, 2007 10:15 PM  

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