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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Notorious Quotes

How about some quotes from our enlightened leaders (Or more good reasons to vote for progressive candidates!):

"Damit, when you get married, you kind of expect you're going to get a little sex." --Jeremiah Denton, senator from Alabama, 1981-86. Denton had offered a bill providing criminal immunity for raping a spouse.

"Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read a Playboy with your wife turning the pages." --Barry Goldwater, 1964 Republican presidential nominee

"If guns are outlawed, how can we shoot the liberals?" --Mike Gunn, Mississippi state senator, 1991

"We have every mixture you can imagine. I have a black, I have a woman, two Jews and a cripple." --James Watt, Secretary of the Interior, 1981-83, describing an Interior Department advisory group.

"Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience is pretty much limited to having had breakfast once at the International House of Pancakes." --Pat Buchanan, 1996 Republican presidential candidate.

"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" --George Bush, touring Auschwitz in 1987.

"If you're worried about caribou, take a look at the arguments that were used about the pipeline. They'd say the caribou would be extinct. You've got to shake them away with a stick. They're all making love lying up against the pipeline, and you got thousands of caribou up there." --George Bush, commenting on the Alaskan pipeline.

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Blogger Hill said...

These make me cringe. The ones coming from Dubya make me damn near convulse.

title="comment permalink">March 13, 2007 7:52 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

I'll bet Georgie has film of the caribou that he shows Laura at night. Laura isn't falling for that old caribou pron trick again.

title="comment permalink">March 13, 2007 8:27 AM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

They treat stupid like it's money. Get as much as you can. The main difference is that they only share the stupid!

title="comment permalink">March 13, 2007 10:51 AM  
Blogger Damian, the Left-Hand Player said...

Please tell me you made some of these up. Please. They're making me ill.

title="comment permalink">March 13, 2007 11:14 AM  
Blogger dusty said...

Jesus Christ..tell me the Aushswitz one is phony..the man isn't that fucktarded is he?

title="comment permalink">March 13, 2007 3:12 PM  
Blogger azgoddess said...

you crack me up!! thanks for sharing!

title="comment permalink">March 13, 2007 4:57 PM  
Blogger Human said...

Thanks for the laughs. I think all of them were joking except Bush. In his mind he does not lie. He really believes what he says.


title="comment permalink">March 13, 2007 5:15 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

OMG! Dusty AND Damian as well as PT in ONE DAY! Where were y'all interred together at?? ;)

title="comment permalink">March 13, 2007 6:39 PM  
Blogger Parson said...

"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" --George Bush, touring Auschwitz in 1987.

That sounds like something the wacky Iranian would say.

title="comment permalink">March 13, 2007 8:22 PM  
Blogger Sewmouse said...

That was George H.W. Bush, not Dubya - on the Auschwitz quote.

And yes - unfortunately true.

Between Poppy and his ridiculous rhetoric and malapropisms, and Babs and her "beautiful mind" - no wonder the Shrub is what he is.

title="comment permalink">March 14, 2007 8:09 AM  

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