Notorious Quotes
How about some quotes from our enlightened leaders (Or more good reasons to vote for progressive candidates!):
"Damit, when you get married, you kind of expect you're going to get a little sex." --Jeremiah Denton, senator from Alabama, 1981-86. Denton had offered a bill providing criminal immunity for raping a spouse.
"Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read a Playboy with your wife turning the pages." --Barry Goldwater, 1964 Republican presidential nominee
"If guns are outlawed, how can we shoot the liberals?" --Mike Gunn, Mississippi state senator, 1991
"We have every mixture you can imagine. I have a black, I have a woman, two Jews and a cripple." --James Watt, Secretary of the Interior, 1981-83, describing an Interior Department advisory group.
"Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience is pretty much limited to having had breakfast once at the International House of Pancakes." --Pat Buchanan, 1996 Republican presidential candidate.
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" --George Bush, touring Auschwitz in 1987.
"If you're worried about caribou, take a look at the arguments that were used about the pipeline. They'd say the caribou would be extinct. You've got to shake them away with a stick. They're all making love lying up against the pipeline, and you got thousands of caribou up there." --George Bush, commenting on the Alaskan pipeline.
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posted by John Good @ 6:11 AM
9 Comments:
These make me cringe. The ones coming from Dubya make me damn near convulse.
I'll bet Georgie has film of the caribou that he shows Laura at night. Laura isn't falling for that old caribou pron trick again.
Please tell me you made some of these up. Please. They're making me ill.
Jesus Christ..tell me the Aushswitz one is phony..the man isn't that fucktarded is he?
you crack me up!! thanks for sharing!
Thanks for the laughs. I think all of them were joking except Bush. In his mind he does not lie. He really believes what he says.
Peace.
OMG! Dusty AND Damian as well as PT in ONE DAY! Where were y'all interred together at?? ;)
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" --George Bush, touring Auschwitz in 1987.
That sounds like something the wacky Iranian would say.
That was George H.W. Bush, not Dubya - on the Auschwitz quote.
And yes - unfortunately true.
Between Poppy and his ridiculous rhetoric and malapropisms, and Babs and her "beautiful mind" - no wonder the Shrub is what he is.
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