The four ghosts of the White House
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
posted by John Good @ 8:30 PM
8 Comments:
Hope it comes true.
LOL! The only problem with that is then Cheney would be in charge!!!
HA!HA!HA! :):):)
Sumo - We'll MAKE it happen.
Stan - The shock would shut down his nasty black malfunctioning heart. Hastert would be prez for 40 days, until President Pelosi took over!
Chuck - "My DEAD American Cousin" methinks!
Now that is one I really like!!
Actually John, Hastert would remain President until the 2008 elections.
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Robert - Ya think he'd live that long if he actually started to move around much? I mean, have you SEEN the guy?? He's a walking add for high-cholesterol, clogged arteries, and poor circulation!
Obviously, you are correct tho. =)
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