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Friday, September 01, 2006

CDC Alert

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been repeatedly screwed for the past four years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush found in Texas, and urge potential victims to seek treatment without further DeLay.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder this country has gotten so fugged up. That and AIDS "All Indiana Democrats Suffer" because of it. Everyone suffers because of it. This can only stop at the ballot - no I won't say it. One could go on, but I won't. Could have had fun with this at breakfast this morning. :-)

title="comment permalink">September 02, 2006 1:25 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

Rog - Sorry! I've been a real slacker as of late on Saturdays. I will endeavour to do better going forward. =)

title="comment permalink">September 02, 2006 10:19 PM  
Blogger Betty Boob said...

Ok, this is cute! You won't see me comment much on government but this did catch my attn, I wonder why? LOL :0)

title="comment permalink">September 06, 2006 8:20 AM  
Blogger John Good said...

I have to remember to laugh, Betty. Only 60 days to go!

title="comment permalink">September 06, 2006 5:56 PM  

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