I'M THE DECIDER
(Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo)
I am me and Rummy's he, Iraq is free and we are all together
See the world run when Dick shoots his gun, see how I lie
I'm Lying...
Sitting on my own brain, waiting for the end of days
Corporation profits, Bloody oil money
I'm above the law and I'll decide what's right or wrong
I am the egg head, I'm the Commander, I'm the Decider
Koo-Koo-Kachoo
Baghdad city policeman sitting pretty little targets in a row
See how they die when the shrapnel flies see mothers cry
I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing...I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing
Yellow cake plutonium, imaginary WMD's
Declassifying facts, exposing secret agents
Tax cuts for the wealthy leaving all the poor behind
CHORUS
Sitting in the White house garden talking to the Lord
My thoughts would be busy busy hatching If I only had a brain
CHORUS
(courtesy of Paul Hipp)
4 Comments:
Peace to you and Yours John. That is a hip song.
Peace. Your fellow Human
I thought Robert might enjoy it. . .I'm sure he's familiar with the original tune.
Peace to you and Yours John
Yeah I think he will speaking of which I posted a link over at his place under his "Duality" post that you should view, unless you already have.
Oh and yes I have a new post up. I like pink too.
Peace. Your fellow Human
I'll give it a 10 for Originality, 7 for delivery (the syntax goes wrong too many times for those of us overly familiar with the tune), to add to the mix, I'll make one up on the spot.
Bush is telling Lies, Deciding
(sung to the tune of "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds")
Picture yourself in a boat on an ocean,
On Titanic seas and heading for ice.
Somebody calls you, you turn and you see him,
The man with the "Stay the Course" sign.
Cellophane ribbons of yellow and black,
Sticking all over your car.
Look for the man who's a son of a Bush
And he's wrong.
Bush is telling lies, Deciding
Bush is telling lies, Deciding
Bush is telling lies, Deciding
Follow him down to the bridge of a warship
Where "Mission Accomplished" is hanging above
Everyone frowns as he distorts the numbers
And tells more incredible lies.
Newspaper headlines appear at the store,
Waiting for Rusmsfeld to go
But he comes back, because Bush the Decider said, "No!".
Bush is telling lies, Deciding.
Bush is telling lies, Deciding.
Bush is telling lies, Deciding.
Picture yourself in a line at a station,
With Identification and your voting card.
Suddenly someone steps into the station,
And has the cops haul you away.
Bush is telling lies, Deciding.
Bush is telling lies, Deciding.
Bush is telling lies, Deciding.
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