It Might be a Redneck Thanksgiving if:

You’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

You’ve ever re-used a paper plate.

You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say ‘Cool Whip’ on the side.

You’ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffing secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.

The directions to your house include “turn off the paved road”.

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.

Only at Thanksgiving

Things you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving!

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It’s Cool Whip time!

4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!

6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

10. Don’t play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!

18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before its ready?

Turkey's Away!

Happy Thanksgiving from your friends at Left in Aboite and WKRP!

Ten things to know if you're having Thanksgiving with Republicans

From 23/6.com:

Now you can shout down this little shit before Grandma brings out the stuffing!

Congratulations, liberal/progressive/terrorist! This is the first Thanksgiving in eight years where you represent the political majority. Because you know who voted with you? Oh, just fifty-three percent of the United States of America. HELL YEAH! Who's a member of the fringe lunatic this holiday season? Not you!

But what happens if your right-wing relatives still want to debate the outcome of the election? Defang your conservative loved ones with these ten helpful facts!:

	President-elect Obama won by 8 million votes. President Bush is probably drinking again. Many media conservatives are furious with President Bush. Experts say that Al Qaeda's recent video shows that the terrorists are afraid of President-elect Obama. President-elect Obama is cocky enough to think he can pull this "economic miracle" shit off. The "socialist" takeover of America's banks happened on Bush's watch. The "Democratic" Senate has been working with a one vote majority, and that vote is Joe Lieberman. If they get to the "Magic 60," that sixtieth vote is still Joe Lieberman. The majority of rich Americans voted to have their wealth spread. President Obama will probably only get to replace liberal judges on the Supreme Court. Cheer up, the GOP still owns the "racist belt!":

Be Thankful

WKRP Turkey Drop

Thanks to the loyal reader who reminded me that I forgot to include this classic piece in my Thanksgiving Day Laughs post:

Thanksgiving Laughs

butterball turkey


Christopher Titus: Mom's Thanksgiving


Thanksgiving Unstuffed


Paul Simon's Still Crazy


And, of course, Adam Sandler!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!