Flying "Au Naturale"

I wonder what this will do for the membership numbers of the "Mile High Club:

German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.

Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing $735.

"It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."

The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

"I wish I could say we thought of it ourselves but the idea came from a customer," Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's an unusual gap in the market."

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Flying
The Naked Airline...

10. What if my tray table isn't the only thing in an upright position?

9. Are the seats taken out and incinerated after each flight?

8. Would it be cheaper to take the naked Greyhound Bus?

7. Is the coffee served in a spill-proof cup?

6. I thought you said, 'cockpit'

5. Is this what the Wright brothers had in mind?

4. Hey, isn't that Matthew McConaughey?

3. Where do I keep my passport?

2. Is this really the kind of flight I should be taking with mom?

1. Do I really want people handling my baggage?