FOX News Porn
Just in from Brave New Films:
"Can you quote us so not giving a shit?"
That was FOX's classy response to the half a million viewers who saw our FOX Attacks: Decency video.
Looks like we got to FOX this time, and it wasn't a debate about policy in Iran that did it, or a video displaying their racism, or even our coverage of their abject hypocrisy on environmental issues.
No, what got the attack dogs at FOX hungry and looking for flesh was none other than an exposé of their smut peddling! It makes sense in a way, because advertisers tend not to like their products being promoted between segments of soft porn. And a large part of their conservative base hates this as well, which might be why one Christian organization compared the way women were dressed on FOX to the manner in which "hookers" are attired.
So what did we do?
With the News Hounds help, we found enough FOX lasciviousness for a whole porn site!!
Really, we did. And it wasn't that hard to do. In fact, if you thought FOX Attacks: Decency was a glimpse into the lustful thoughts of your favorite FOX anchor, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Labels: brave new films, fox, porn, smut
posted by John Good @ 7:57 PM
2 Comments:
Sex sells. Apparently Faux doesn't have enough confidence that they would have a large enough audience base without it. When it comes down to party loyalty and the almighty buck, apparently Faux goes to bed with the buck. It's ok, most Republicans do - they just all don't have a news channel that flaunts it.
My tv is never leaving the Fox news channel again!
Hail George Bush, Hail Dick Chaney.
Guliani in '08!!!
But just for the record, my eyesite it better then ever.
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