Army Times

Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in the Army?
A: With a crowbar.

So there they were. In the blazing hot sun for yet another day. The soldiers had not had showers or decent food in days. They couldn't wait for the Sergeant to relieve them from their duties. Finally the Sarge arrives! "Well, men", he says. "I have some good news and some bad news for you." The good news is that you are all going to get a change of socks and underwear! YEAH!!! The soldiers were thrilled!!! One soldier just couldn't wait any longer. "What's the bad news" he shouts, fearing their mission was not yet over. "The bad news is... Bob, you change with Charlie, Dillon you with Robert..."