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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Breaking News

Maybelline Corp reported an 80% drop in earnings per share this moring - In a related story, Tammy Faye Messner has died at 65. . .

George W Bush had five polyps removed from his ass today - In a related story, Paul Ipps and his five brothers signed up for active duty in Iraq today. Sources say that this is as close as W's ass will ever get to Iraq.

This is John Good reporting for Left in Aboite News - If you're just getting these stories here. . .you REALLY need to get out more! ;)

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posted by John Good @ 1:41 AM 

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