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Friday, August 01, 2008

Actual Laws Banning Sexual Activity in America

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona. (No wonder John McCain has such a nasty temper!)

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. (Who wants to see their cousin?)

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, OR to talk dirty during intercourse. (I'm gonna place my tool in your toolbox!)

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia. (Dad! Get OFF of me!)

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC. (Although they prefer to give it to us in the behind!)

6. In Connersville WI, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm. (Can't come and go at the same time!)

7. In Harrisburg, PA, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. (How many complaints did they get before enacting THIS one?)

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida. (NO porcy porking!)

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65. (Saving the best for last?)

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. (Here, kitty kitty. . .)


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