Jesse Ventura: I'm NOT running
Jesse Ventura has just announced that he is NOT running for the office of senator from the state of Minnesota. He reserved the right to change his mind before tomorrow's 5 PM filing deadline. After listening to Ventura's faltering and meandering speech on Larry King Live this evening, I think "The Body" took a few too many to "The Head" over the years. . .Either way, I'm sure Al Franken is breathing a bit easier tonight!
Would you buy a used car from this guy? I wouldn't buy a sandwich if the guy across the counter looked like that!
Labels: Jesse Ventura, Minnesota, Senate
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It's a federal law that you have to announce you aren't running at least 5 times before you go on the Tonight Show and announce that, due to the urging of your "friends", you've decided you will run after all.
Other than going to bordellos in his spare time, I always wondered what the big whoop about Jesse was in the first place.
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