Badger BBQ Burglar Busted

Normally, in Wisconsin, the man in the basement covered in bbq sauce is the victim. (Whispering: "They EAT people up there, ya know") :

An Appleton couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce."He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner who awoke up to whistling sounds.The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder and held him at gunpoint until police arrived.The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government. He now faces burglary charges.

I think he got the government's full attention. . .look for him to appear soon in a prison house rendition of "Dumb and Dahmer" or "Gein With the Wind". . .