WWJD?

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?". But the  
initials really have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus  
drive?"  

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth  
because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the  
Garden of Eden in a Fury."  

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.  
The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your  
Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."  

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers  
are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds  
a long blast."  

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to  
talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel  
where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own  
Accord..."  

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced  
by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph  
is heard in the hills."  

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:  
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."  And,  
following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda...  
"The Apostles were in one Accord."