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Saturday, November 25, 2006


By now most of you are familiar with Paul Hipp's song about Ted Haggard, "Meth and Man Ass". . .Here's another effort I just stumbled across:

Parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (Sherman/Sherman)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

I used to be a master of the anti-gay crusade
Until a butch disaster blew my pastor masquerade
But if it's true I'm pounding more than pulpits, don't blame me
It's 'cause I caught my hooker-tweaker-stud's infirmity

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Worse than plague and bird flu crossed with osteoporosis
We were playing doctor and he gave this diagnosis:
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

I found the perfect therapist - the kind that gives massage
I like to drive my Escort and I park in his garage
I swear he only serves me crank when all his Coke is gone
And then he helps me straighten out my Peter, James, and John

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
That's my greatest guilty pleasure next to Guns N' Roses
Good thing there's no ban on it in all the books of Moses
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

It seems all pious public figures bugger on the sly
But Jesus loved republicans and sinners; so must I
Say "Holy moley, Mister Foley! That boy's underage!"
But I believe the congressman has turned another page

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Next time, better cut me off at handshakes and Mimosas
No more meth or men for me - at least in overdoses!
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis!

(Just a spoonful of crystal helps the prostitute go down...)

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when do you have pop-up ads dude?
Well then... I admit the song is funny. Freaking funny.
But - personally- I hope Teddy has had a de-anal-ifying wake up call and will now put his heart back where it belongs.
But that is funny.... too funny.

title="comment permalink">November 25, 2006 6:38 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

I've gotten pop-ups a couple times as well, but thought it was my browser. . .hmmm. . .my have to go look through some html. . .

title="comment permalink">November 25, 2006 8:30 PM  
Blogger msliberty said...

ROFL! I had to sing it out loud for full effect.


title="comment permalink">November 25, 2006 10:33 PM  
Blogger Sewmouse said...

I loved that one, John!

title="comment permalink">November 26, 2006 8:56 AM  
Blogger John Good said...

There was a gay comic, who used to perform at a local comedy club here, that had a different version of this tune. I don't recall much of it, but. .

Although you do not care for it, I want you on my phallus"! lol

title="comment permalink">November 27, 2006 8:33 PM  

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