Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Bradenton who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Tampa and one of my sisters, who lives in Sarasota, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Miami.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Stark for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Manatee County Jail on charges of neglecting his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Jacksonville and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.
My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my uncle who voted for Bush?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
posted by John Good @ 11:48 AM
10 Comments:
Holy crap...
That is funny...
Mike Sylvester
ROFLMAO!! I am so glad I was not taking a sip of coffee at the time!!
Priceless!
At least we still have a sense of humor despite this ongoing nightmare.
Dear Worried, you poor dear, just explain to her how sorry you are about your uncle and assure her that you and the rest of your family are obviously devoted democrats who through their actions truly represent the values held dear by the democratic party. Judging by her background, she may prove to be a viable candidate for your party too!
Don't forget to vote!
I visited a site that had posted that and thought it was real. I don't know which was funnier, the joke or the poster.
Tim,
Oh so close. It never says they are democrats... I would say their actions make them republicans in the mold of Foley et. al....
It is just that they wouldn't vote Bush.
They are Republican, just not Evil Republican...
hahahahahahaahahahahahaahaha
dear worried,
i understand your dilemma in this delicate situation. if i were you, i would make an aggreement to not bring up the unspeakable with your family. at least until they have gotten to know your beloved.
C'mon Tim, it's high time you made up with your nephew and his clan!
LMAO!!!
Lol. Great come back John!
Peace.
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