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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Q & A

The Bush Administration's answer to...
Our dependency on foreign oil and the risk of ecological disaster from spills: Drill more.
The risk of Nuclear Winter: Build Nuclear "Bunker Buster" bombs, then tell Iran and Korea they can't have any.
The need for increased revenue for "war" corporations such as Haliburton: Start a war.
Too much resistance from the left: Tell NASA to go back to the Moon, then remove funding for it.
Congress doesn't like me: Make a new Congress.
The Supreme Court doesn't like me: Make a new Supreme Court.
An unknown whistle-blower is spreading the truth about me: Kill the messenger.
The high price of medicine: Eliminate medicine.
The need for better education: Eliminate funding for education.
The need for improvement of ANYTHING: Remove funding for it.
We're fighting a war and need better armor for the troops: Make them pay for their own armor.
Natural disasters like Hurricane Katrina: Eat cake and play the guitar.
The dwindling economy, rising inflation, and increased unemployment: Steal from the poor and give to the rich.
Increased risk of terrorism at home: Tap citizens' phones and email.
Anyone argues: Lie about it, or say something like, "It's ok, I'm the President."
Losing an election: Cheat.

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