Honey, I love. . .ME!

Want to really surprise your significant other on Valentine's Day? Forget the candy, forget the roses, to be real dandy get matching noses! What? ?

The latest craze in China is for couples to undergo plastic surgery to make their noses, and sometimes even their eyes, match.

"I suggested it as a way of celebrating our relationship and bringing us closer together with a special kind of bond," Liu Yan, 24, was quoted as saying of the matching nose jobs for her and her 28-year-old boyfriend. "We're very happy with the results," Liu added. One of these two REALLY loves themself. Maybe next they can both have clones made so that they can experience true "eternal Love". . .

Shanghai's plastic surgery business has risen by up to 30 this month, fueled by Valentine's Day and the lunar New Year, when young people typically receive job bonuses and cash gifts from older relatives.Some clinics advertise special Valentine's Day packages. ConBio Plastic and Laser Surgery Hospital, a China-U.S. joint venture, is offering a 20 percent discount from Feb. 14-17, said the clinic's manager, who identified himself only as Mr. Chin (err, Chen. Sorry)."You can also get some free roses," he said.

Unknown in China just a few years ago, plastic surgery is now a $2 billion business as newly prosperous Chinese seek shapelier noses, fuller breasts and other features. Shanghai is a center for the business which is celebrated in plastic surgery inspired beauty contests and television shows. First they start hogging all of the oil, and now their trying to out plasticize us. Where WILL it end??