Kevin Nealon reports on anti-Roe V Wade Rally

President George W. Bush (lying bastard) on Monday told opponents of abortion (selfish bastards) their views would eventually prevail (stack the courts) and urged them to work to convince (shoot abortion doctors) more Americans of "the rightness of our cause (mein kamf)."
On the 33rd anniversary of Roe versus Wade (no more coathangers), the landmark Supreme Court decision that established federal abortion rights (big government) , Bush addressed activists (old maids) by telephone from Manhattan, Kansas (BIG red state), and called their goals noble (serves his cause).
"We, of course, seek common ground where possible (down your throats)," he said. "We're working to persuade (clinic bombings) more of our fellow Americans (neo-cons) of the rightness of our cause (sieg heil), and this is a cause that appeals to the conscience of our citizens (guilt-trip) and is rooted in America's deepest principles (trash constitution). History tells us that with such a cause (nuclear option) , we will prevail (destroy personal freedoms)."
The rally was held to protest the 1973 decision (common sense), which opponents hope to overturn (permanently destroy) someday (immediately), especially now that Bush (smirking chimp) has named two justices (butt-lickers) to the Supreme Court -- John Roberts, who replaced the late Chief Justice William Rehnquist (even trade) and Samuel Alito (Nazi) to replace retiring Justice Sandra Day O'Connor (saving grace). O'Connor has often been the swing (sane) vote on abortion and other social issues (personal freedom) on the nine-member court. Alito, whose confirmation (rubber-stamp) by the Senate (GOP) is expected soon (a given), gave no clear statement (bullshitted) on whether he would vote to overturn Roe if it came before the court ("it must be destroyed"), although he opposed abortion (should have been one) in a memo he wrote as a Reagan ( B-actor) administration attorney two decades ago.
During his confirmation hearings (just for show), Alito (smug bastard) reaffirmed his vow (nazi oath) to respect legal precedent (in 1939 Germany) and noted the 1973 decision had been upheld repeatedly (not for long).
"You believe as I do that every human (white and right) life has value, that the strong (wealthy) have a duty to protect (screw) the weak (lower classes) and that the self-evident truths of the Declaration of Independence (burn it) apply to everyone (snicker), not just to those considered healthy (rich) or wanted (conservatives) or convenient (swing voters)," Bush told the anti-abortion marchers (nazi sympathisers).
As anti-abortion activists (clinic-bombers) gathered in Washington (Spy Central) and elsewhere across the country (Jesusland) , Bush headed for Kansas (safe country) where he spoke about the war on terrorism (big lie). As he has in past years (all of them), the president phoned in his support (scared to go out) rather than attend in person.